45 Things I Learned From the Gilmore girls

I just finished re-watching my all time favorite television show, Gilmore girls. If you’ve been living under a rock, you might not know that Netflix added it to their library of television series. It took me about a month to watch all 7 series, take from that what you will. I kept a list of lessons I learned as I was watching. Enjoy as you let the wisdom wash over you because Gilmore girls is more than just a TV show, it’s a lifestyle.

  1. You can’t always help who you love.
  2. All bad girls wear red nail polish.
  3. Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite.
  4. There’s no such thing as too much coffee
  5. Bagels are like glue in your intestines. Ew.
  6. Candy bars are chocolate covered death with a caramel surprise.
  7. “Oi” is one of the funniest words in the world. Oi with the poodles already.
  8. Wallowing is an important first step after a breakup.
  9. Brazzelfrat and snicklefritz are seriously underused words.
  10. The plural of “cul-de-sac” is “culs-de-sac.”
  11. Snow is magical.
  12. Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith.
  13. Being attracted to pie doesn’t mean you should date pie.
  14. Ethics are highly subjective and completely overrated.
  15. A banana eating contest isn’t always about eating a banana.
  16.  It’s much better to have a haunted leg than a cold.
  17. If you’re frustrated with someone, just push them in a lake.
  18. Once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.
  19. Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.
  20. Mondays are bad, but they come around eventually.
  21. Ladies don’t even look at puddles.
  22. All anyone wants is to find a nice person to hang out with ’til we drop dead. It’s not too much to ask!
  23. Smart girls are mean.
  24. Always make friends with the girls who have the emergency pop-tarts.
  25. Answer the pepperoni.
  26. You can’t watch “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” without massive amounts of candy.
  27. Cooper Boom is a phrase used to speed people up.
  28. Ladies don’t do anything for themselves.
  29. Kids always have jam on their hands, even if there isn’t any jam in the house.
  30. It’s good to have choices when deciding what to do with your life.
  31. Booze is grown-up milk and cookies.
  32. Almost anything can be “dirty.”
  33. Always carry a book.
  34. It’s impossible to not become your mother.
  35. Important decisions should be made with pro/con lists.
  36. Stay away from windows when drinking.
  37. The difference between cows and humans is hay.
  38. Fries are the devil’s starchy fingers.
  39. A “kropog” is a unit of distance not volume.
  40. All grown-up women own a Hello Kitty waffle iron.
  41. Waffle is a good modeling name if you’re from Belguim.
  42. College is good for the skin.
  43. When you’re dating someone, never dress weather appropriate.
  44. If you think your eye is swelling, maybe your face is shrinking.
  45. Mexican food makes good hangover food.

-XOXO-

What are your favorite Gilmore girl lessons?

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